Recently, a friend of mine posted a collection of funny Chuck Norris Facts. This prompted me to counter him with the less known but mind-bogglingly funny Linus Torvalds facts:
1) Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
2) Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
3) Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
4) Linus can divide by zero.
5) There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
6) Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
7) Linus made the red pill.
8) Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
9) Linus doesn’t push the flush toilet button. He simply says “make clean”.
10) Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.
11) There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
12) Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.
13) Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
14) Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
15) If you could read Linus Torvald’s mind, you’d find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
16) Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard ‘1’ and ‘0’
17) Linus’s kernel never panics.
18) Linus does not use the GCC, he writes binaries.